Friday, 5 February 2010

An Open Letter ...


... to my 80-something year old next door neighbour.

Please turn the volume of your pornography down.

Thankssomuch,

Jess

5 comments:

EHisCDN said...

OMG EWW! I think you should mail them those hearing amplifiers, so that if they have to watch at least you won't have to hear.

https://www.listenin.ca/ <--just a suggestion

Jess said...

@EHisCDN - And it is LOUD, believe me.

Jesus wept :(

EHisCDN said...

It's even creepier because they are old.

Jess said...

I know, right?

They're supposed to be all sweet and grandparent-ish not old sex fiends.

As someone who works with pensioners 5 days a week [and frigging hates it], let me tell you their lives are not all daytime television and Werther's Originals.

More 60-odd year olds are being released from prison, getting divorced, being removed from places forcibly by police, alcoholics etc. than I ever thought possible.

Idiots.

:)

EHisCDN said...

That's surprising, but I guess considering how much money Viagra makes it really shouldn't be. And if people are like this when they're young why would they suddenly change post-65.

Still creepy/freaky though