Monday, 2 November 2009

The Parking Pumpkin


There is a van which parks near our house.


It parks virtually on a junction.


It is the worst parking job ever.


And now a taxi has taken to parking behind it.


Wtf.


It is so dangerous.


When you turn left into the street, you are pretty much driving directly into the back of this hideously parked van.


On Halloween, after some wine, the Parking Pumpkin took direct action.


In the form of a sign.


A laminated sign.

Yeah.



Laminated.


The next day, at 11am, the sign - and the taxi - was gone.

Next step: a few anonymous phonecalls to that 0800 number.

Cue grainy audio ...




4 comments:

Anonymous said...

God, that is so funny! Would I be related to the Parking Pumpkin perchance?

Jess said...

Maybe ;)

Val said...

Does the Parking Pumpkin travel the world by chance? If so, you could do a lot of business in the upper midwest part of the U.S. :)

Jess said...

Have pumpkin, will travel :)