Saturday, 3 October 2009

Question[s] Of The Week

As asked to me on Friday night by a 'restaurant' manager:

"Do you need a knife and fork to eat your hummus with? I don't know what hummus is. I have never seen it or heard of it before. Do you want ketchup with it?"

This disgrace to largely-chickpea-based dips everywhere occurred in Chicago Rock Cafe.

Which isn't in Chicago, isn't a cafe and doesn't play rock music.

Vodka is 99 English pennies before 10pm, though. And I got there at 5.

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